The most cash I've ever carriedThere's nothing like carrying large amounts of cash to make yourself feel simultaneously like a lottery winner and an obvious target.
A friend went to buy a car for ten grand, panicked and stuffed it down his pants for safety. It was all a bit smelly by the time he got there and he had to search around for some of it...
Tell us the story behind the most cash you've ever carried.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 10:39)
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I work in a bank...And the most cash I have carried is $600k AUD ('bout 250,000 quid). Helping a chick take the cash to the ATM. My life is so mundane yet so obscure.
But, the MOST cash I have carried is $1200 in 20c pieces.
A colleague gave herself a prolapse of the arse (she is a very dainty, rather beautiful young lass so it was was all the more cruel) through those sacks of bloody coin. Bring on virtual money I say! May AmEx live long and large!
We can all quite happily find other jobs...it's shit being nice to people who want to peel your skin off and douse you in fresh urine.
Do I win? On the money stakes I mean. Do I get a meat platter?
(, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 10:43, Reply)
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