The most cash I've ever carriedThere's nothing like carrying large amounts of cash to make yourself feel simultaneously like a lottery winner and an obvious target.
A friend went to buy a car for ten grand, panicked and stuffed it down his pants for safety. It was all a bit smelly by the time he got there and he had to search around for some of it...
Tell us the story behind the most cash you've ever carried.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 10:39)
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Temporary ParadiseWhen I was working as a paperboy, when I was around... nine?... I somehow got the idea to cross the street to the 'fellow paper guy's' route to say hello and... after seeing one $100 bill just lying there in the gutter, after getting that initial 'whatthefuckwhooboywhaddoIdowithitisitreallymine' rush, I looked up to see... a whole street strewed with cash. Too bad I was too young to have an orgasm.
Downer of the story: The 'fellow paper guy' found the guy's wallet further down the street. Seems he left it on the top of his car when he drove off after repairing it. He got most of it back. Before that happened, I got a new walkman. Consider it commission.
(, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 22:44, Reply)
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