The most cash I've ever carriedThere's nothing like carrying large amounts of cash to make yourself feel simultaneously like a lottery winner and an obvious target.
A friend went to buy a car for ten grand, panicked and stuffed it down his pants for safety. It was all a bit smelly by the time he got there and he had to search around for some of it...
Tell us the story behind the most cash you've ever carried.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 10:39)
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Only semi-relevant, but thems the breaks.Went to a certain little computer game shop a couple of months back. Headed straight for the little bargain binesque area being a bit of a cheapskate. So yeah, as I arrived in the queue I noticed the chappy in front of me paying for some console or something with a few fifty pound notes. The sexy checkout lady then started getting all flirty with him, saying things to the effect of
"Ooh, you don't see many fifty pound notes around here. Get Mr. Bigshot. Teehee" and rubbing the notes on her pert breasts.
Well no. But you know.
ANYWAY.
After that display I felt like a bit of a dick paying for a sold out software edition of Dungeon Keeper 2 with a jar of pennies.
And she wouldn't accept them either.
Bitch.
(, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:08, Reply)
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