Yours obviously didn't beat you enough

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:03, 4 replies)

Now he just beats his meat.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:19, closed)

Yours should be questioned about what they showed you to do with Lego.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:55, closed)

Do you support violence towards defenseless children then?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 21:16, closed)

Of course he does. When he's not sticking Lego up fannies.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 21:44, closed)

I suspect your father rammed an Action Man up your shitpipe with alarming regularity
and that on your birthday you weren't allowed balloons, so that ostensibly normal aspects of childhood (toys, balloons etc.) became fetishised for you, leading to the social and sexual problems you so clearly have today.

I realise that I should hate the sin and not the sinner, but in your case your vile and disgusting exploitation of clearly vulnerable (and, quite frankly, fucking mong-ugly) women for the gratification of you and your zombie Red Dwarf prick mates revolts me far too much to extend the olive branch of Christian forgiveness to you.

Soz m8 x x x x

F1NZ-P SK8RZ 4 L1F3!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 8:09, closed)

Dear MODs
Please can you change the qftw system so that responses can win as well as fresh posts? Thanks.

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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 8:13, closed)

I'm still clicking the fuck out of it anyway

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:44, closed)