My mum did the third one
(when I refused to shower, age 5) she put my clothes in a bag, walked me to preschool completely starkers, and sat me down on the mat in front of all the other kids and announced my sins to the teacher.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:14, 1 reply)

Did your mum sometimes wear a spikey garter that looked like it was on inside out.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:19, closed)

No, but since we're sharing: did yours?

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:27, closed)

Nope, thought I'd ask though, the bit about being dragged to school in the nip just sounded a bit catholic.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 0:00, closed)

Heh, well, C of E actually.
But she didn't tend to reflect it in her dress sense...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 6:37, closed)