Calm down, petal.
They've always been called chalk boards. For a start, they were green. You might want to have a nice cup of tea and perhaps consider being less preoccupied with colour.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:00, 3 replies)

it's gypsum, not chalk
so the whole concept is a lie waiting to be exposed anyway.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 0:11, closed)

And it isn't a board.
It's coated fabric mounted onto a pair of rotating cylinders.

The whole world is a lie.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 8:10, closed)

I'm
bored though.
(username failed moderation, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:19, closed)

Nah.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:14, closed)

Also.
(username failed moderation, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:22, closed)

Fuck. I wonder if somewhere in that tiny bonehead you think you've actually made a point with that.
That would be depressingly stupid even for you.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:41, closed)

I can't believe that Happy Phantom would be such a massive fun sponge as to make some kind of nit-picking point in an effort to suck all the humour out of a humorous anecdote.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 20:23, closed)

Don't be unkind.
Dr Shambolic is upset on the internet. We don't need you making things worse.
(username failed moderation, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:07, closed)

You do know that 'not actually upset' isn't actually the same as 'upset', right?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:34, closed)

Your writing is
very inelegant.

Too many actually's.
(username failed moderation, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:29, closed)

Green?
On what planet?!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:25, closed)

This one.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:39, closed)