everybody's always going on about emvee's website and I've never even seen it
Someone gaz me up, yeah?
(quintsy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:34, 2 replies)

You really don't want to see it Q. Once you have you can never unsee it...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:46, closed)

I'm kind of torn, my curiosity has been piqued
Actually, as emvee's posted the link himself I'm not going to click it

What a shameless, self-whoring cyberbeast he is
(quintsy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:00, closed)

You've saved yourself from years of therapy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:06, closed)

Go on.
You know you want to.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:07, closed)

EMV descibes it as 'Neo-chic erotica for the discerning geek'
Personally I'd describe it as 'Desperate pig-ugly crack whores being sexually abused using the contents of a Toys R Us store'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:13, closed)

You should totes do book reviews.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:17, closed)

Ah yeah, there's that misogyny again
any woman who wouldn't look at you twice is not only ugly but must be on drugs too
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:25, closed)

I get a very strong impression it'll wind up being used as evidence in court some day.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:08, closed)

You should know, you're on it.
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/Chloe
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:19, closed)

I feel quite unpleasant after that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:20, closed)

This might sound like an odd question, but.
Have you recently stopped taking fluphenazine, or haloperidol?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:32, closed)

Flickr wasn't particularly forthcoming, but from what I could gather it's not a strong resemblance. He reminds me more of staredog.

Compare and contrast.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:47, closed)

If you'd have been able to procure or wangle your way into the access of any photographic records of my likeness made within the last half a decade, you might have possibly concluded that I look more like this.

It's called "keeping up to date". You should endeavour to try it sometime.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 22:58, closed)

I didn't put that much effort into it. But, for what it's worth - I think you'd have been better off sticking with the Jarvis Cocker vibe, rather than transitioning towards Phil Collins. I bet emos and hipsters retrospectively love Pulp - could've been an 'in'.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 2:57, closed)

It wouldn't have been worthwhile. Even in that poverty-stricken phase of my life NHS glasses would have made me look like Eric Morecambe or one of Reeves and Mortimer's Bra Men.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 22:06, closed)

It's NSFW
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/i_left_my_toys_out
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:56, closed)