Get that yoda mask and toy lightsaber away from me, I know where they've been.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:29, 1 reply)

See, I've never owned a Yoda mask
So you're just copying Monty there...too stupid to think up your own "jokes" so you have to borrow them from someone who's (unbelievably) even thicker than you are. Bless.

*pats head*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:41, closed)

I was going off the picture on your site of a lass up a tree wearing a yoda mask.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:03, closed)

The stupid cunt doesn't even know his OWN flidgrot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:13, closed)

That is a spectacular word.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:16, closed)

*emails OED*

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 7:08, closed)

Which doesn't exist, soz
You must have invented it in your little head. Bless.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:28, closed)

It's almost as if Tumblr doesn't provide any way to delete ideologically unsound content.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:00, closed)

Okay, let's do this again:
Do you see anything at:
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/Yoda

Yet we have:
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/Boba_Fett
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/Stormtrooper
and
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/Light_saber

and
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/tagged/Star_Wars

C'mon, internet detectives, if we have a picture of a girl up a tree in a Yoda mask, where is it?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:03, closed)

If it's been deleted, it will be nowhere.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:25, closed)

Strange, though, that nothing else we've ever posted has been deleted?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:30, closed)

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:33, closed)

Nah, fuck, I got nothing to hide
I found tapiture.com/image/i-left-my-toys-out-8 by googling, because, duh, that's not that hard.

It's not a picture we took, I have no idea where it came from. We may have reposted it at some point, but we've reposted thousands upon thousands of random tumblr pictures, because...uh, tumblr.

I'm terribly sorry if certain posters on this site took this to be representative of our material. But they'd be fucking morons to do that, obviously.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:54, closed)

Why do you hate women?
Why do you endorse (or at least, fail to condemn) the degradation of women by stunted manchildren with cameras?

Most importantly, why have you not had yourself castrated?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 0:18, closed)

Did shambone do a ninj-delete?
I worry about his blood pressure sometimes.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Feb 2013, 0:22, closed)

I suspect he might have done, but the collateral damage from such a sneaky manoeuvre would have been somewhat marginal in comparison to the consequences of letting the entirety of the original thread remain in its place unedited.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 0:28, closed)

Yeah, he did. I worry about his crippling insecurity, a little - it must be hard, to have such a burning need to seem superior, and so little ability to carry it off.

I'm not at home at the moment, but I suspect that my PC still has a window open with the previous incarnation of this thread still displayed. If it does, I might screencap it.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 0:37, closed)

Here we go.

Oh, and this was the link in which he expressed his true feelings.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 2:47, closed)

Cheers, HP.
Fuck Nell! He and I are the same age?

I had him in either his early teens or his late sixties.
Makes me feel quite introspective.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Feb 2013, 4:38, closed)

Only chronologically. I gather that his mental age stopped incrementing many, many years ago.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 11:54, closed)

We need to buy him some sharper toys for his birthday.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 9:06, closed)