What?
Punishment is a subject I can endlessly ejaculate on.

Of course no other country has the same foundation fair play as our own. Last year I got pinched by the Greek PoPo due to a misunderstanding over a payment to three Wee Jimmy Krankie impersonators and a large Madam.

I awoke on the morning of my court appearance foreseeing a loss of liberty and the dark abuses of the Greek prison system.

Before long I was chained to a wall, being harshly sodomised with a yard broom handle. Later I arrived at the courthouse fully refreshed and ready to face any rigors to be directed my way.

I landed on me feet with the Beak. He was not a fan of the Krankies and was willing to release me for a payment of five thousand euros and a scrugging in his private chamber.

Fine people the Greeks.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:09, 4 replies)

"... a subject upon which I can endlessly ejaculate."

"Of course, no other ..."

"... foundation of fair play ..."

"Last year, I got pinched ..."

"... due owing to a misunderstanding ..."

You're most welcome.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:09, closed)

surely the content is worse than the grammar?

(quintsy, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:54, closed)

If we start to correct the content of qftw posts, the internet will run out of ink.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:44, closed)

I have to say, that given the infinitesimally brief flash of existence that each of us has
The fact you've chosen to spend some of yours' correcting me typing has made my knickers damp with pleasure.

Thank You.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:07, closed)