I am a Weird Shouty Bitch
Despite the fact that I have nice boobs, a face that doesn't need a paperbag and my lady bits work fine - sometimes I find it a bit hard to meet potential mates. Apparently the weird and shouty has something to do with that.
To try to ensnare a bloke I either

Talk to them about recently released blokey movies or
Entrap them in confined spaces like airing cupboards.

I also ward off competition by trying to throw them off the scent by telling them lies about my potential victim mate.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:19, 1 reply)

You could fix a lot of these problems by signing yourself up for a dating site. Just a suggestion.
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 2:42, closed)

I'm told OkCupid is good.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 5:56, closed)

It's OK.
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:08, closed)

Weak answer.
Sorry.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:00, closed)

That's alright, no need to apologise.
(WARNING - replies can and WILL get even shitter than this antique if necessary.)
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:16, closed)