Girls can be so cruel.
I was 16/17. We were a bunch of lads, with a bunch of girls, having high-jinx on the beach; the usual bonfire, guitar, illicit booze.

I was holding court very well - genuine laughs at my tales and jokes.

Until one beautiful girl said simply, "It's late, you're tired, and you're beginning to show off."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:18, 9 replies)

smackdown

(magictorch, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:36, closed)

"genuine laughs at my tales and jokes"
It's all downhill from our teens isn't it ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:12, closed)

Yes.
Yes it is.

But at least I'm just off to kill myself.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:01, closed)

That's what your Mum should say,
not the girl you're hoping to shag.

Brutal.
(username failed moderation, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:37, closed)

Assuming they're not one and the same.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:44, closed)

Do you still mistake
forthright and insightful perception for cruelty?
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 1:01, closed)

When it's done deliberately to humiliate, yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:09, closed)

Nothing secures one's faltering ego
quite like kicking the props out from another.
(roysin, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:11, closed)

"...but you'll still be a bitch in the morning."

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:01, closed)