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When was the last time you were told off? Tell us about memorable punishments you've experienced, or damn good ones you've dished out

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:14)
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Was my English teacher. A brummie bully, who if he took a dislike to you (me) would make life a living shit pile. Until one day. Listening to him reading 1984 one afternoon with his nasal drawl I made the mistake of resting my head in my hands. No sooner had I done this when a large piece of chalk flew at me, striking me directly in the eye. "WAKE UP RIPLEY!" He bellowed. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Came my reply. Blood was now spilling from my cut eyelid. Unnoticed until someone said "oh shit he's bleeding". Wipiing my shirt sleeve across my face only made me look worse as I continued to shout at him. "You and I will sort this once and for all after this lesson". Just as the deputy headmistress walked in. She to one look at me. The turned to Duffield and said very calmly "Get out of the classroom, then get off these premises then when you've done that resign from teaching altogether because when I'm finished with you your career will be as well".
Good old Mrs Hegaty. Not all brums are bad, there are bastards everywhere.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:16, 5 replies)
And then you went home in your Accord and fucked his supermodel wife.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:20, closed)
But teachers,
have fat psychopathic wives who beat them within inches of their lives.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:24, closed)
That's a fact
and it goes for the female one as well.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 0:55, closed)
Go on, Infidel
Shit on him!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 7:34, closed)
Needless etc

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:56, closed)

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