Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
KILL IT, KILL IT WITH STICKS! OR LOGS IN HER CASE!
I got me a pig....
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:39,
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this makes me feel all kinds of stabby
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:42,
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She's shaped like the "Pop Up Pirate" barrel
Stabbing wouldn't make a difference.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:44,
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ahahahah
someone should tell her she'll grow up to look just like her mum
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:53,
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Her dau-'ers avin "Elecueshun lessons" cos she's gonna be a champ-e-on.
They actually need to put subtitles on this show too, just to understand half of what the fuck they are mumbling.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:56,
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Incest is nature's way of stopping stupidity spreading
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all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:57,
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*orders the hillbilly handbook*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 May 2013, 16:25,
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