Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Last nightusual fight with my 2 year old, who wanted to play trains instead of getting ready for bed. Lots of screaming and kicking, but pyjamas were eventually wrangled onto him.
Delivered to Mum for a last few minutes of playing before bedtime, she then takes him to say goodnight to his sister:
"Say goodnight to Ninny" (his nickname for her)
"g'night Ninny!"
"Say goodnight to Daddy"
Looks at me like I shit in his dinner, says "No, I don't think I need to do that".
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:41, 4 replies)
This is going to be a fucking shit week
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:42, closed)
I know.They reckon this will last till Monday or Tuesday. We got sleet yesterday - it's fucking MAY!.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:35, closed)
I haven't got any kidsShould I tell everyone about the dream I had last night instead?
(, Mon 27 May 2013, 12:04, closed)
Maybe you should seea doctor?
Maybe you can have a friend donate some sperm, there are plenty of options these days.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:02, closed)
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