Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Me and my 2 year old were happily eating tea.He's got to his 'afters', a nice bowl of blueberries (we're healthy in our house ya know). He was taking his time, building towers and trains out of them, so I start to get a bit impatient as it's starting to get late.
Me - Hurry up lad, finish ya blueberries.
he says nothing, looks at me, eyes slowly narrowing as if plotting something, a few seconds pass, no comments. I start to get nervous...
My Boy - Daddy, stand on one leg.
Me - Erm, no.
My Boy - Yes, like an Ostrich or Flamingo.
Me - No...
A few more seconds pass, more plotting is sensed.
My Boy - We will soon see.
Me - Erm... ok...
Thankfully he finished his blueberries and went to bed fine, but I'm still waiting for something to happen...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:14,
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