Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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I don't want to die daddy!That horrible moment when your little poppet realises that not only are you going to die, but so are they. All of sudden life has gone from the best thing ever to endless march towards pain and death. Your only hope is that you’ll get lucky, outlive them and not have to be around to see their last gasping breath.
If that hope can’t be realised, please god, let their passing make an interesting qotw tale, I've run out of new dead children stories.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:03, 2 replies)
TTTTnow Brigadier.
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The thing is, rightPeople go "Won't somebody think of the children?!", but the moment you tell that them you do, they lock you the fuck up.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:29,
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