Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Spitting6 year old daughter comes home from school telling us that a man had turned up at school and had taught her spitting.
When I asked for more information, she said that a man had come into the playground at lunchtime in a tracksuit, and had shown them spitting.
I took her to school the next day ready to confront the headmaster about what had happened.
Turns out that a local football coach had spent some time teaching the fine art of dribbling a football.
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:38,
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