Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Dark child.My daughter and three of her cousins (all aged between 6 - 9) were playing around in the front of my mothers house, where all our cars were parked.
They had found a pack of post it notes, and were writing little messages on them and sticking them on the cars. 'Hello Grandma', 'You're a plop face', normal kind of kids stuff.
The eldest cousin was asked by her 6 year old sister to help her write a note.
"OK", she says. "Tell grandma you're going to kill her".
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)
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