Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Missing exAfter breaking up with a long-distant ex I attended some sort of family gathering, My nephew saw me and asked where Sarah (for that was her name) was.
“She’s not going to be around any more” I replied.
After a short pause my nephew asked “Is she dead?”.
Bless him. How did he know she was in the boot of my car?
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
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