Young Master number5 ... (repost)

...decided that walking into the room to meet his new babysitter would be best received if he were trouserless with a significant erection and speaking the words : "Look, I can make it go all stiff!"

Downhill all the way from there.

He is older now and won't recall the above but I am saving this story for his wedding day.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 24 May 2013, 16:30, 5 replies)

now that sounds like a betan if ever I heard of one.
( quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 24 May 2013, 18:47, closed)

He was 25 at the time though.
And 'he' was you.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 May 2013, 20:00, closed)

And the babysitter was
Your mum
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 25 May 2013, 9:58, closed)

No, it was my dad.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 May 2013, 19:13, closed)

Why you shouldn't shag the babysitter
When I was about to be a dad for the first time, I read a lot of advice - some of it good, most of it useless. One book sticks in the memory, though, for an entry in the FAQ section:

Q: Should I sleep with the babysitter?
A: No. Because that's really tacky.

So their advice was based on it being in poor taste, rather than any deeper moral or ethical standpoint.

That's genuine, not B3ta bullshit. I wish I'd kept that book.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:59, closed)