Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Why you shouldn't shag the babysitterWhen I was about to be a dad for the first time, I read a lot of advice - some of it good, most of it useless. One book sticks in the memory, though, for an entry in the FAQ section:
Q: Should I sleep with the babysitter?
A: No. Because that's really tacky.
So their advice was based on it being in poor taste, rather than any deeper moral or ethical standpoint.
That's genuine, not B3ta bullshit. I wish I'd kept that book.
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