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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

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when I was a kid I said something deeply racist.
LOL!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 May 2013, 18:47, 5 replies)
This doesn't deserve its own entry
But when I was about seven or so, there was another kid in school that I was friendly with who was in a different year, and he had a nickname. Or so I thought.

He came into my class to collect something for another teacher, and so I decided that it would be an appropriate time to use the new nickname I had learnt.

"Hello nig-nog! Nig-nog! How are you, nig-nog! Nig-nog!"

Suffice it to say that this was not a legitimate nickname, and the teacher was especially unimpressed.
(Eukanuba, Sat 25 May 2013, 19:21, closed)
This deserves its own entry.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 25 May 2013, 21:32, closed)
2nded.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 26 May 2013, 0:03, closed)
shut up nig-nog

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:14, closed)
voting for nig-nog here

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:14, closed)

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