Fshitting it
We were having the usual I-want-sweets/ No-you've-already-had-some debate with our just turned seven-year old when she turned to my wife and said:

"If you don't get me some sweets, I'm going to take a picture of you on the toilet and put it on Facebook."

Now whilst this was (probably) mere banter, neither of us would put it past her, especially since we have a broken lock on the toilet door and we now live in no small degree of fear.

My wife thinks there is no greater shame than being papped whilst sat on the crapper. I have a feeling that having a seven-year-old take a picture of me with my cock out could have rather more severe consequences. Only time will tell which of us is right.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:32, 4 replies)

invest in a wedge

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:54, closed)

or hey I'm going out on a limb here
a FUCKING LOCK
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:49, closed)

or a combination wedge/lock
it's the only way to be sure
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:12, closed)

Wait, so you're saying you let a seven year old take a picture of your cock after all?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:46, closed)