Repost - sue me.
A favourite family story:

When my sister was potty training, a bat flew into the room, and somehow - somehow - managed to get into her potty.

She reported to mum and dad "There's a poo in my potty, and it's moving!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:54, 7 replies)

wow
any long lasting issues?
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:24, closed)

I was staying in a hotel for a wedding on Friday night
For some reason (a fucked cistern or something) the water in the toilet was constantly running, so when I got off the throne on Saturday morning and glanced down to see my turds moving about in the pan as if they were alive it was quite disconcerting. The massive hangover didn't help either :(
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:29, closed)

I was walking along Gwithian beach with a friend and her daughter
Her daughter ran up and said "I found a stone and its all soft when you poke it, come and look."

Apparently when fishermen round here catch seals they cut off their heads and chuck them back to cut down on how many fish the seal population eat.
( Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:22, closed)

I wonder
If she remembered eating it?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:17, closed)

She was clearly batshit mental

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:14, closed)