Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Really? That is the best you can think of?...Feel free to enjoy the next few hours where you can say what you want because I will be home with my loving family (that I didn't ruin like you did). This is because I'm a good man, and intelligent enough to make good life choices, and I don't try to make the world revolve around my petty problems. You utter prick
Once again - I pity you.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:00,
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all the best fathers are morbidly obese alcoholics, I see that now. Thank god you're not smug as well, eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:04,
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Ooh you got me there! Yet inbetween my obsession with gaining weight and killing myself with alcohol...I still manage to maintain a wonderful, longlasting and stable relationship with my wife and children.
remind me again...how you doin'?
Eek - that bad huh?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:12,
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I am really most relieved that you're not smug. You'd look terrible if you were.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:15,
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