Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
Pooflake's still hanging around mashing F5 with his trotter every 15 seconds.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:34,
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I beg your pardon, I think you'll find he's moved onto stage 3: Rising Above It
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:35,
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He really hasn't though, has he?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:36,
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hard to tell. i worry that he might do something rash.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:38,
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What, like post a concise, amusing, well-written QOTW entry?
I've just re-read his ZINGAROONIE! up there and I still don't know who he thinks I'm quoting.
Any idea?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:39,
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he's probably drunk.
it's the kids I feel sorry for. imagine their little tear-stained faces when they wake up tomorrow and realise daddy's eaten the guinea pigs to Show The Internet A Thing Or Two.
:(
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:45,
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S'alright
He'll just microwave them a scotch pie each.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:49,
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Alright plummie?
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 28 May 2013, 22:08,
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