How about something fluffy? Well - spiky.
When my cousin was about 3, my sister and I took her to see their neighbour, Mrs Hodges.

The reason we took her, was too see some baby hedgehogs.

The baby hedgehogs lived (somewhat obviously) in the hedge.

Her excitedly reporting to this back to the rest of the family later that day was nothing short of wonderful.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:34, 7 replies)

Daaaaaawwww.
:D
*Clickies*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 May 2013, 13:45, closed)

Waitaminute, how was that shitty?
:(
*Unclickies*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 May 2013, 13:46, closed)

Because she couldn't get her words right, the stupid idiot.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:51, closed)

I invented a character, just so I can hear my youngest trying to say its name:

Willoughby the Wibbly-Wobbly Wannabe Wallaby

</child cruelty>
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:50, closed)

Inventing characters seems *quite* the thing on here these days

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:58, closed)

husband, daughter and i got the 'wonky donkey' joke up to about twenty iterations on holiday last year.
WAIT!! i mean DURR you spastic bellend.

am i doing it right?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:02, closed)

why can't they share the hedge?

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:38, closed)