Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
My son was messing about one day
And ended up committing genocide, eradicating several races of people from both the earth and history!
How we laughed!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:33,
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Your son is Thomas Midgely Jr.
and he sounds a right giggle.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:52,
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I thought Midgely's schtick was more environmental catastrophe than genocide?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:48,
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It was genocide,
just spread out over a good number of years :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:24,
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