Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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You're better off without it, honestlyMy mum decided that I had loads of Action Man stuff that I didn't play with, however rather than chuck it out, she suggested I sell it to one of the rich kids who lived down the road.
I remember taking it all down to his huge house. He had a bedroom the size of our ground floor and so much stuff already I wondered why he needed my knackered old toys. It was greed I think.
Two weeks later he died in a helicopter crash.
See, that's what happens if you hold onto all your stuff. I think.
(Moral slightly compromised by my spending the dosh on yet more Lego. Which I still have thirty years later)
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