Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Reminds me of....
Two chavs walking down the road. One stops and sniffs
"Have you shit yourself?" asks Chav1
"What? - No!" replies Chav2 indignantly
Chav1 sniffs again
"Are you sure? - 'Cos I can smell shit"
"Of course I'm bloody sure" says Chav2
"OK. Prove it" says Chav1 "Drop your trackies"
So Chav1 drops his tracksuit bottoms and, sitting in the cotch was a pile of shit
"Ha!" says Chav1 "I told you you'd shit yourself"
"oh" says Chav2 "I thought you meant have I shit myself *today*"
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 8:59,
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