Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.
Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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If it's any consolation...
it's nowhere NEAR as embarrassing for your mum as it is for you. For some reason, talking to your children about sex or hearing about their sex lives engenders a mere, "Oh, that's nice, dear. Make sure you marry a man who knows how to go down on you well." But hearing anything about sex FROM your parents? Oh my god, that is hell of the first order. "Kill me now, before I hear any more!"
My deepest sympathy. However, your mum probably doesn't think anything of it.
( , Sun 17 Aug 2008, 7:52, Reply)
it's nowhere NEAR as embarrassing for your mum as it is for you. For some reason, talking to your children about sex or hearing about their sex lives engenders a mere, "Oh, that's nice, dear. Make sure you marry a man who knows how to go down on you well." But hearing anything about sex FROM your parents? Oh my god, that is hell of the first order. "Kill me now, before I hear any more!"
My deepest sympathy. However, your mum probably doesn't think anything of it.
( , Sun 17 Aug 2008, 7:52, Reply)
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