Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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I know the REAL meaning of hunger......and tragedy, sorrow, suffering and loss.
get this...
recently, the entire staff of my local Chinese takeaway - the sainted Eastern Star...fucked off on holiday for TWO WHOLE BASTARD WHORE-HUMPING WEEKS!
Did they spare one cock-stitching thought for me?...did they sort out a relief staff? Did they care? Did they fuck.
I thought I'd die. But I didn't.
They opened again this weekend...and I've only just been able to lift my gargantuan swollen belly off the ground again.
oh, but that thing you said...erm...yeah.
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