Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Not quite lostWhen Ma and Pa Jugular first got together, Pa Jugular had a fine collection of vinyl.
The collection included a number of first press Beatles records, an early Japanese Elvis import, and most importantly, a Duane Eddie album where they had spelt the name wrong on the cover. All of these records were worth decent money then. They'd be worth a mint now.
One day, Ma Jugular decided to thoroughly clean the house.
She washed all of Pa's records in the kitchen sink, as if they were plates, and then left them to dry.....ON A RADIATOR
When Pa Jugular came home and saw a good deal of his collection bent over the heating like some sort of Dali painting, he cried!
After a few years, they would laugh about the incident, until he saw the Duane Eddie record in a collectors fair going for a couple of grand.
The Jugular Family no longer discuss this incident.
The radiator? Honestly!
(, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:52, Reply)
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