Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.
Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Sexy Sky Magazine Kylie poster
A good few years ago, I used to read a magazine called Sky. I don't know why it was scrapped as I recall that it wasn't too bad. Anyway, one issue featured Kylie Minogue and had poster of her in a very sexy pose (see here for a pic of the front cover).
I somehow lost my copy but my mate kept his on the wall of his toilet for years (it remained remarkably stain free in that time). When he got married, his missus insisted that Kylie had to go so, being the great mate that he is, he donated it to me. It was a very emotional moment and I was dead chuffed to receive such a wonderful gift. He had tears in his eyes but he knew that she was going to a good home.
That was until my missus, took offence and threw it away. I was, unsuprisingly, very annoyed about it, but not as upset as my mate who was horrified and didn't speak to me again for a while. It has been about 5 years now and I still don't think he has forgiven my missus.
( , Mon 18 Aug 2008, 14:35, 2 replies)
A good few years ago, I used to read a magazine called Sky. I don't know why it was scrapped as I recall that it wasn't too bad. Anyway, one issue featured Kylie Minogue and had poster of her in a very sexy pose (see here for a pic of the front cover).
I somehow lost my copy but my mate kept his on the wall of his toilet for years (it remained remarkably stain free in that time). When he got married, his missus insisted that Kylie had to go so, being the great mate that he is, he donated it to me. It was a very emotional moment and I was dead chuffed to receive such a wonderful gift. He had tears in his eyes but he knew that she was going to a good home.
That was until my missus, took offence and threw it away. I was, unsuprisingly, very annoyed about it, but not as upset as my mate who was horrified and didn't speak to me again for a while. It has been about 5 years now and I still don't think he has forgiven my missus.
( , Mon 18 Aug 2008, 14:35, 2 replies)
I used to read Sky back in t' day
I also vaguely remember it being quite good. Especially for the filthy Agony Aunt at the back who'd get asked ridiculous questions like 'I think my nans coming onto me, should I go for it' and her responding something along the lines of 'Yeah. Fuck her face whilst she doesnt have her teeth in and take pictures of it. Then send the pictures to me so I can frig myself off rotten. Woof'
Actually, it was quite b3ta-esque. Hmm...
Have a click for reminding me of a long forgotten but not shit childhood memory.
( , Mon 18 Aug 2008, 18:07, closed)
I also vaguely remember it being quite good. Especially for the filthy Agony Aunt at the back who'd get asked ridiculous questions like 'I think my nans coming onto me, should I go for it' and her responding something along the lines of 'Yeah. Fuck her face whilst she doesnt have her teeth in and take pictures of it. Then send the pictures to me so I can frig myself off rotten. Woof'
Actually, it was quite b3ta-esque. Hmm...
Have a click for reminding me of a long forgotten but not shit childhood memory.
( , Mon 18 Aug 2008, 18:07, closed)
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