Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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WARNING!! Sentimental bollocks to followApologies, but i realised i lost something incredibly important without noticing or doing a damn thing about it.
I have completely thrown away my childhood.
Bear with me, but i realised with adulthood very quickly approaching (buggers) that when i'm older, and my son is sitting on my knee, and he asks me 'Dad, what did you do in your childhood?', i will have no answer.
I have no amusing stories, or tales of adventure, because i've never had any of those experiences. I would be completely silenced. And this has stunned me.
I blame no-one else for this. It's my fault. I let it slip through my fingers.
Apologies for length, but it was only 16 years.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:36, 4 replies)
It's going tobe like that for a whole generation of kids.
Not allowed up trees, make a go-cart and get arrested, can't go swimming in case they get wet etc...
There's going to be a whole generation of kids that grow up saying that they did nothing in their childhoods.
That's if they are not too scared of people when they're old enough to make more children.
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what were you doing the whole time?and how do you know it will be a boy on your knee?
(, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:44, closed)
For image reasonsi chose to say 'son' instead of 'daughter', k?
(, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 20:42, closed)
Don't worry about it...I'll sell you some of my past...for a small price...and you can pretend it was you that did it.
Actually, you can have it for free...there's a lot I would just rather forget.
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