Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Have a clickThe first time I heard that thing about the footprints I almost gagged. It just rubs me up the wrong way something rotten, and I'm not sure exactly why. Something about the triteness of it; the 'poor you, if only you could see the bigger picture you'd understand it all, like God does'. It's patronising and it helps no-one except the damned priests trying to avoid explaining that life's unfair and God has nothing to do with it. Carrying you? More like he was hanging round your neck getting a free ride and pulling you down at the same time.
Sorry folks, that rant reminds me of Yossarian's argument with Sgt Schiesskopf's wife about the non-existance of God. Yossarian sees God as “a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of creation?”
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