Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Dear PooflakeI am but a humble newbie here and have spent the last fortnight or so catching up on the 'best' pages of the QOTW.
Currently I am ailing with a terrible sore throat and yesterday I was reading your tale of dumb things you've done, and as I can't reply to it directly, I shall here instead.
The lines "“Pooflake, you little twunt,” she said, “You are allowed to go home early”
“Fucking get in there!” I exclaimed, my face lighting up with a combination of glee and total surprise." had me laughing and subsequently coughing manically for a good 15 minutes.
You, sir, are a threat to my current health.
I hereby proclaim you a genius of the highest order. As a prize, have my first ever *click*. Use it wisely.
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