I was going to experiment with drugs once when I was 15
and I bought a little bag of weed off a mate from school.

In an effort to make sure nobody could ever find it, I hid it beyond the wit of any thief…cleverly between the pages of my pron collection, which in turn was discreetly tucked between the pages of my 2000AD collection.

This veritable ‘drug / pron / comic mega-mix’ was then cunningly locked away in my secret toy box with all my Star Wars figures.

So you can imagine my surprise when my mum found the toy box, shoved it up my arse then hoofed the lot into the wheelie bin.

Let’s recap:

Drug stash? – Check
Pron? – Check
2000AD? – Check
Star Wars? – Check
Virginity? - Check

*Drops Mic*

*Leaves building*
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:56, 3 replies)

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Wasn't there an ice cream van playing "Wank Me To The Moon" while your mom brought you a cup of tea?
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 15:58, closed)

You forgot to self diagnose yourself as having Asperger's

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:29, closed)

Plus
some arsehole needs to chime in with an "aw, hugs" type reply and some bollocks about kittens.
(Crayola Oblongata Is it Monday?, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:15, closed)