Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Drowned animals...Reminds me.
When my brother and I were young, he had a hamster (named Pip I believe), which had developed the interesting habit of eating it's own feet.
Now, this clearly wasn't good for Pip, and he was beyond any help, so my parents decided it would be best to "put him to sleep".
Unfortunately, they knew my brother would be devestated, so they had to make it look natural - a flat hamster does not a convincing "he passed in his sleep" story make.
So they drowned him. In a jam jar.
Then, realising we would be home from school soon, they had to dry him out. So they used a hair dryer.
The images haunt me now...
Best thing was, he was still warm from the hair dryer when we got home, so my brother thought he'd only just died.
My brother still refuses to believe it today, and he's 30.
Poor sod.
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