Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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In preparation for future QOTW'sI had written a long, almost book length, series of adventures, mishaps, drink fuelled anecdotes, scrapes with the law and deviant sexual encounters that have taken place in my 33 years.
Not only would they (hopefully) amuse you all and endear me to you, but they might well be my meal ticket as I was considering submitting them for publication.
For safe keeping, I decided to stash them under my mattress.
Sadly, my mum came down for the day and replaced them with dog-eared smut-mags and original Star Wars figures.
Ho hum.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 13:47,
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