Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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I lost my boxers last year.I decided that it would be a great idea to come down with acute appendicitis a couple of weeks before my 21st, so lo and behold, I get wheeled into hospital after 18 hours of straight vomiting to get sliced and diced. I get shot full of morphine, and blissfully after being awake for two days straight, I conk out almost instantly.
After a brisk morning of waking up and getting poked in the stomach a few times, I get carted into surgery, where they tell me "You're going to go to sleep now", in a manner which made me fear my remaining organs were going to end up on the black market in a couple of hours. Luckily, after going "Ooh, the room's all spinny!" I woke up on the way back to the ward, high as the proverbial. After having another kip though, I realised a worrying fact.
I was bollock naked.
I'd gone into the OR wearing a decent pair of boxer shorts under my gown, but somewhere along the lines, they'd decided to remove them, presumably so they didn't turn crimson when I started pissing blood and pus, and even though it made sense, it was a bit of a shocking realisation.
I never did see that pair again.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:10, Reply)
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