My folks are minted
but they save the sachets of coffee and sugar from hotels.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:00, 9 replies)

My mum does the same
and is minted, too. Are you my secret sister???

I've always wanted a sister....
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:01, closed)

I'll be your sister...

(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:09, closed)

You can't be my sister,
you're a boy!

You can be my wee brother, though. I always wanted one of them as well, you see.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:16, closed)

But....
If I take this bit between here and pull these round...

ta-da! I'm a girl!

But ok, I'll be your little bro. I always wanted a sister. :D
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:20, closed)

okay dokey
for Christmas, your brand new neices would like a laptop (each), a Shetland pony for the little one, a new set of GHDs and a diamond studded belly bar for the oldest one.

That a problem?

Nah, just kidding....
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:24, closed)

Well...
I'm getting a new computer so they could have my old laptop, I have a horse costume left over from an elaborate joke we played on a friend so I can pretend to be a pony and...err....I have a pair of GHDs. Which they could borrow. Possibly.

As for a belly button bar...I'm out.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:29, closed)

Oh I don't have a sister
I think we might be WW
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:10, closed)

you both
have rich parents?

please marry me.

pretty please.

I have all my own hair and teeth
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:04, closed)

halfy
tempting as that offer may be, I cannot possibly face the ultimate penalty for bigamy ... two mothers in law.

badum tish



Thank you, I'll be under the pier all week.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:35, closed)