TightwadsThere's saving money, and there's being tight: saving money at the expense of other people, or simply for the miserly hell of it.
Tell us about measures that go beyond simple belt tightening into the realms of Mr Scrooge.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58)
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My neighbour...was an extremely miserly person. He wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire without charging you a fee first. You know the type.
Thing was, he was a religous guy. Used to go to the church five times a day
And every time he would go, he would only ask for one thing - To win the lottery.
So years pass anyway, with him praying daily like this.
Then one day while he was in church, a booming voice came from above:
"You have to buy a ticket first, you cheap bastard"
Thank you, i'll be here all week. Try the fish.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:11, Reply)
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