How do you like them apples?
Many years ago an old friend of mine from uni went round to her new boyfriends house for the first time.

She was a bit peckish and was delighted to see a bowl of lovely green apples.

"Can I have an apple?" she asked.

"of course, 17p please" he replied

My mate laughed, grabbed an apple and proceeded to chomp away..

"No really, 17p please" he said. The fellow was being serious.

She put the apple down and left- and didn't go back- and never paid him for the bite of apple. I ask you- 17p? He had quite clearly 'done the math' on this one.
(chesterdrawers, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:22, 6 replies)

I think
I'd have lobbed the bloody apple at him. Followed by the rest of the appples, then the bowl.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:37, closed)

Wow...
I don't know who I feel more sorry for...
(Miquaight Pew pew laser bears, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:13, closed)

'maths'

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:24, closed)

Thank a lot for that.

(chesterdrawers, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:38, closed)

My apples are only 16p!
she ought to have dated me instead..
(Inflatable Aardvark, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:47, closed)

What about
your banana though?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:00, closed)