Worst present in the world
My 'friend' (see spoilt brat post for more details) aint short of a bob or two.

A week before my birthday (this year I might add) she was tidying out her bedroom which was full of unnecessary shit and I was fiddling with a plastic bracelet.

'I got that out of a cracker' says she.

Low and behold my birthday rolled around and she presents me with a small, long, black box.

Guess whats inside? Free Christmas cracker bracelet for me WOO.

And a bottle of Bicardi Breezer (what!?) Not even a big one.

I have no idea why I associate myself with this person
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:27, 3 replies)

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Maybe she thought you liked it and was trying to be nice?

Unlikely, I know, but I like to try and see the best in people.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:26, closed)

She's not nice

(i should have joined myspace, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:44, closed)

Short and succint.
From reading the "spoilt brats" answer though, I entirely agree with you.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:52, closed)