Skinflintedness
I am the meanest bastard in my social circle and amongst my colleagues. I bulk buy razors from the poundshop, I steal sugar sachets from pubs/McDonalds, I clip newspaper (which work provide FOC) tokens for free shit, Like Frank Spencer I steal bog rolls plus cleaning cloths, I hoard reduced food and will happily eat Morrison's own spaghetti for 3 weeks straight because I got it cheap. I drink Morrison's £1.94 per 4 pack bitter, I buy second hand, when we shut our office down and relocated; I took a hat stand, a years supply of bog paper & bleach, stationary and cleaning mousse. While on a 3 month residential course I was put up at a hotel in Pocklington where I emptied the basket of toileteries each day and then spent 30 mins pouring them into a big empty bottle.

Earlier this year I took my missus out for a meal to ASK, not very special but special enough, a nice time was had by all until the bill came and I produced a 2 for 1 voucher I clipped from the Mail. She cringed like Hell.

The sad bit is that I'm on a decent enough whack.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:09, 1 reply)

So long as
you didn't read the Mail, I don't really have a problem with this post.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 2:41, closed)