shameless
ok so im being tight with a still warm pearoast from last week , but its still valid.

Ahem


iv just got back from doing some shopping at my local mall. I dont particulary like it as its a bit downmarket but it is the closest so sod it.
Anyway i popped into the branch of "The Warehouse" whilst there. For the Brits its a bit similar to Woolworths but bigger.
As i was looking to see what they had in the way of cheese knifes i passed one of the bargin bins.

Two obese teenage girls were having a rummage through. The following is the conversation as i heard it.
" OOh look some condoms"

"You should get them for you and Wayne " (Yes really Wayne!!)

"Yeah there cheap innit"

"Its cos the box is open and two of "em have been nicked"

"Still its cheap for ten of 'em"

"So?"

"fuckit why not i was going to fuck Wayne tonight anyways"

2 questions here
1 ) Who the hell buys their contraception from a bargin bin ? And an unsealed packet at that!

2) Will Wayne be the real father of little Tiffany chantrel bacardi breezer when she makes an innevitable apperance in nine months time?

Do we have a winner here?
(welgar, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:57, 3 replies)

Oh the shame.
I bought a packet of reduced condoms from Morrison's. Admittedly the seal was intact but I can happily say that I have turked our lass on numerous occasions with cut price noddies.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:29, closed)

please
why!! were you really that desperate to get some bedroom action?? There are times when you need to bite the bullet and not go for the cheapest option. Durex are cheap child support is not and as for that strange rash........
(welgar, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 8:33, closed)

I know it was agin the laws of God and man
There was a reduced pack of mates and I thought 'Why not?' ...... I'm not so tight that with every thrust I thought 'saved myself 7 pence' :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:12, closed)