Buy some heroin
some really good stuff. Cook it up and prepare a syringe full - use the whole bag in one go. Nice and strong. Befriend him. Get him drunk, whatever. Now inject him and watch him OD. Clean up your fingerprints and any other evidence as best you can. Maybe set fire to his house - a lit fag near the body should do it with some combustible material. You've seen CSI. Make sure you werent seen going in or leaving. Wait. Job done.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:19, 1 reply)

but then i'd be worse than him
sure i'd like to see him catch a beating. sure, if i'd caught him regardless of outcome yesterday, i would have administered the kind of beating that made the rodney king incident look like horseplay. (not that it would have doneme any good- criminal record would lose me my job AND freedom- damn sight more than the price of the bike) but at the end of the day, he stole an inanimate object, and much as it galls me, i don't think it warrants terminating him.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:27, closed)

i know
but its fun. Thrill of the act. Waiting to get caught. Sleepless nights. Its all win.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:48, closed)