Teabagged
I might have to change my name after this job.

I've been working recently for an Agency, usually catering, but this week I've been cleaning up in the offices of a mental health centre. I am hover monkey.

The daily ration of black bin-bags, for an office with 25 staff and twice as many patients, is one bag. While being shown around I was instructed to tip the contents of the old bin into the new bag which I carry around.

It's not so bad, mostly paper. The worst part is delving through the masses of teabags that are used each day...by hand.

*retches*
(MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:07, 5 replies)

Get some disposable plastic gloves,
they're a quid for 200 or so from the pound shop.
Works for me when I'm poop-scooping.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:37, closed)

hover monkey!!
n/t
(DissolvedMynci, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 23:18, closed)

that
gave me a giggle, nice mental picture.
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 8:40, closed)

'I am hover monkey'
Is my new catchphrase.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 10:44, closed)

I even did a bit of poop throwing...
...but had to clean it up.
(MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:28, closed)