ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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hope Paris Hilton reads thisPicture the scene, work cocktail party at the Park Lane Hilton. Many free Italian liqueurs imbibed, makings of a good night.
Unitl the toilet problem. The bogs have a light turned on and off by the door opening and closing. Someone held the door for me, so when it shut behind hin on his way out it went off. Using my lighter I found a urinal and let rip. Cue huge bouncer opening door, finding me pissing in the sink, and cracking one of my teeth as he threw me out. Twankunt.
Length/girth? Just take your dentures out first
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 12:40, Reply)
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